My Boss

It is sad.... But I am leaving the company soon. Will get into details later. However, my boss said something funny this morning.

"Naz, you last day bila? Boleh tak you buat last project before you go. Kesian kat orang baru."
"Hmm... Ok boss."
While my colleague, "Boss, siapa replacement? Boss dah cari ke?"
"I nak cari yang pakai skirt."
"Kat depan tu ada gak yang pakai skirt boss."
"Tu dah aging, dah tua. Aku tak mau."

Bahaha. I will definately miss my boss. He is like a cheeky and funny uncle to me. :)

Cheers!

ASTRO RIA

I love my colleagues. They make my day full with laughter and when we quarrel, we quarrel with our heart out and we'll be good again after that. Amazing huh?

So, early this morning...

"Husband akak pergi Asto Ria."
"Huh? Pergi mana?"
Buat muka geram, "Pergi Astro Ria!" with louder voice.
"Hmm.. Ok..." Sebenarnya masih tak berapa faham.
"Nah, akak nak bagi kau ni...."

 And it make sense. It's AUSTRALIA. Heh.

Mayor of Tokyo City

Scene: After watching Spiderman

Me: I suka spiderman tadi. It was awesome! I love the character Gwen so much! She's hot and sexy. Emma Stone is my new favourite.

Him: Tula. Dia pernah berlakon cerita apa eh? Emma Watson tu?

Me: Emma Watson? Emma Stone laaa. Emma Watson tu Harry Potter oi!

Him: Haha. Silap. Selamat I cakap Emma Watson, bukan Erma Fatima.

Me:...........................(typical him)......................................

Anyway, I always have crush on smart blonde. And also smart brunette. Doesn't matter, I just adore pretty girls!

source

Google Search, Sibu & Him

Stupidity.

Me : You tahu tak sekarang Sibu dah famous? Bila I google terus keluar pasal Sibu. Kalau dulu I google, mesti search keluar Sibu Island. Kalau nak search Sibu, kena type Sibu Sarawak. Sekarang dah tak..

Him : Oh ye ke... Tapi kalau I cakap something takut you marah.. (sambil muka senyum dan pegang tangan)

Me : Apa dia? Kenapa I nak marah pulak?

Him : Sebab you search dekat Sarawak, mestilah result search Sibu banyak keluar. Google boleh detect location. Page dia appear tempat paling dekat dengan location you.

Me : .............. oh yeke.. erm... tapi sibu memang dah famous (padahal dalam hati malu gileee).

No wonder bila I search dekat rumah, Sibu Island yang appear instead Sibu Sarawak.

I feel stupid. Really. T_T

Princess vs Ogre

When we were back at Universal Studio Singapore (USS)...

Me : B, Kenapa character Fiona dekat USS ni masa dia kurus? Merchandise pun banyak yang princess fiona kurus. Kenapa tak Fiona Ogre?

Him : Sebab USS belum buat audition casting lagi untuk character Fiona Ogre. Tunggu model dia baru balik dari Sibu.

Me : @#%^&*! Hmph!!

By the way, I still love you for that silly joke!

Tumbuh

The reaction of my dad when he saw my new hair colored, again, for like the last few years. I didnt colored my hair for the last six months because of the graduation ceremony. Until recently... and this how his feedback.

"Kak Long, rambut kamu memang dah tak boleh tumbuh warna hitam lagi eh? Dia memang tumbuh warna perang macam tu?"

"........"

Perli ke ape ni? Huhu.

Have a happy thursday!

Pantun

"Hello b, u kat mana ni?"

"Kejap-kejap. I tengah beli pisang ni."

"Nak buat apa pisang? Nak bawa belayar? Eh, hutang emas boleh dibayar tau."

"Yeke, tapi dengar cerita, hutang budi dibawa mati......"


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Dua-dua pun sewel!

Sekian, terima kasih.

Where are you?

Ting!

"Woit. Kat mana sekarang? Metropolitan atau born eo?"

Born eo o la!

Metropolitan. I never thought of that word before. Neopolitan I tahu lah. ;)

Avatar Yourself

I found this out when i was facebook-ing last night. It is quite interesting to me. Well, if you got nothing to do, go and avatar yourself.

Go to facebook and become a fan of this page,

"IF I WERE IN AVATAR.. I WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS..."

Then, u'll be the next cast for the next avatar series. Here's mine.

Scary huh?

Bangau or Cupid?

pic taken from google

Saja nak tulis cerita ni. Teringat kat my lil bro yang kelakar. One day, me, ezzah and haikal (both my lil sis+bro aged 10 and 9) pergi pasar malam (time tuh petang) and banyak la burung bangau landing kat longkang besar kat sebelah pasar tuh.

"Ezzah, tuh burung cupid kan?" (dia pronounce dalam malay, cu-pid)

I overheard their conversation and laugh.

"Burung ape haikal?"

"Burung cupid"

Terus i ketawa gile2. What? Cupid? Ni mesti banyak sangat baca shin chan and too much fairy tale!

I explained to him that was called burung bangau. Dia terus malu and terus nak balik. Haha.

Man U, Alex Ferguson and Him

Alex Ferguson = Chewing gum. pic from google

Amir is the biggest fan of manchester united. Semua pasal man u die taw, dari dulu2 sampai la skarang. So, everytime kitaorang pergi tgk bola kat mamak, die mesti akan cerita pasal man u and I mesti tanye pasal bola. Kalo 10kali tgk bola, I mesti akan tanye question like, "nape dy off side?'" or "sape player tu?", etc. Dan 10kali la amir explain tanpa jemu. (honestly, I still dont fully understand the rule).

One day. mase tgk bola, man u vs hull city, amir cite la pasal coach man u, alex ferguson.

"ferguson ni, die taw mane player boley pergi, mana player tak boleh pergi"

"dia kalo xsuka player tuh, dia akan tanye nape xscore, example mcm bla...bla...bla...."

"dia pandai, pilih player muda, lepas tu jual player yang da terer mcm ronaldo"

n etc. So, I tanye la dia.

"you ni, taw je ape ferguson tanye ape kat sume player die. abestu, dia tanye ape plak kat you?"

"oh, dia tanye i, ade chewing gum lebih tak?"

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Haha. Ur funny! I love u, B. Cant wait to meet u after u finish ur exam. Love~

Benci

This is how I look when I become a clown... Patut tak tukar profession sebagai clown? Hmph!

Perkara yang saya benci sekarang:

1. Buat final year project

2. Limited $$$

3. Cinta hati selalu busy (ni paling benci)

4. Tepaksa control makan untuk jaga badan

5. Tak dapat2 gold dalam challenge mode burgershop

Banyaknya kebencian..........